I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show — Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)
Upon Entering Best Buy
- Me: That sign says Best Buy has techfitters.
- Wife: So?
- Me: Techfitter is not a real word. Companies can't just make up words.
- Wife: Who cares?
- Me: "Welcome to Best Buy! Have a hurfuffle day!"
- Wife: Stop.